I Am Eating Junk and Watching Rubbish Velveteen Plush Blanket Christmas Home Alone Movie Funny Plush Blanket

A soft, velveteen throw that turns couch nights into a cozy, cheeky ritual. The white plush surface carries a bold red holiday-style slogan — "I’m eating junk and watching rubbish" — arranged in a wreath of snowflakes and festive accents. It feels plush against the skin, keeps you wrapped without overheating, and brings a wink of humor to movie marathons, snack sessions, and slow, lazy evenings at home. Use it when you want warmth and a little playful honesty: draped across your lap during a film binge, folded on the arm of the sofa, or tucked around your shoulders while you scroll through holiday specials. The compact, medium-heavy fabric holds rich print detail on one side and resists fading and pilling, so the message stays bright through many cozy nights.

Product features
- Velveteen 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) for extra-soft, plush feel
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) that retains warmth without overheating
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print that resists fading
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for added durability
- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product