$30.39 $37.99
Slip into a hoodie that talks like you do — wry, confident, and a little bit cheeky. This cozy pullover carries the line “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Explaining Why I’m Right” with a bold, playful voice that fits nights laughing with friends, late-night study sessions, or quick coffee runs where sarcasm is currency. The soft, warm fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to layer when temperatures dip. Wear it to debates (friendly or otherwise), board-game nights, or those mornings when your coffee hasn’t caught up with your opinions. It’s designed to feel lived-in from day one and to keep the humor front and center.
Lighthearted and direct. Built for comfort. Made to be worn while you confidently hold court — or just hold your phone and keys.
Product features
- Warm 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy comfort and durable printing
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and store essentials
- Adjustable drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord for fit and style
- Classic fit with tear-away neck label for scratch-free wear and no side seams for a smooth look
- Multiple print/embroidery options (DTG/DTF) and compliance-certified materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean