Social Battery 1% Hoodie | Funny Text Sweatshirt, Low Energy Humor

You know the kind of day — phone dimmed, group chats silenced, and a single bar of battery life staring back. This hoodie wears that mood like a badge. Soft, slightly oversized, and quietly sarcastic, it slips on when you want to disappear into a couch, a late-night study session, or a slow walk through the neighborhood. The compact “Social Battery 1%” line reads like an inside joke to fellow introverts and tired parents. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and phones hidden. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord feel thoughtful, not fussy. Wear it to low-key gatherings, early-morning coffee runs, late-shift reprieves, or when you just need a gentle nudge to stay offline for a while. It doesn’t shout — it understands.

Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and secure small items
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for added comfort and style
- Tube-knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, durable fit
- DTG/DTF printing and optional embroidery for crisp, long-lasting graphics

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean