Social Battery 1% Sweatshirt | Funny Holiday Humor, Low Energy Tee

You know the feeling — lights twinkling, family chatter in the next room, and your phone battery dangling at 1%. This sweatshirt captures that exact moment with a wink: a soft, warm layer that reads “Social Battery 1%” like a secret nod to anyone who prefers quiet corners and cozy solitude during the holidays. It feels like sliding into a familiar couch, hot cocoa in hand, while you shrug off the holiday rush and lean into low-key comfort.

Made for adults who appreciate humor and comfort in equal measure, the classic crewneck sits clean and uncomplicated. Wear it to small gatherings where a little levity breaks the ice, to late-night wrapping sessions, or on the couch during a slow winter evening. The understated message sparks a knowing smile — a gentle way to signal that you’re here, just on low power.

The design speaks the language of anyone who likes subtle sarcasm over loud cheer. It’s candid, warm, and quietly funny — a companion for introverted holiday rituals, post-party recoveries, and when you want to say “I love you” without a lot of pep. Practical, soft, and a little sly — exactly what you reach for when the season gets busy and you need to recharge.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck and clean fit with double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels; optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; compliant with safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean